November 2010
1 post
So as i sit here reading all these articles
on the banning of four loko because of all of its dangers that apparently pose immediate doom to whoever decides to drink it, I cannot help but reflect on how delicious series is. Potential dangers to my health taste fucking excellent. Time to black out. See you in the morning lowell.
August 2010
3 posts
i haven't posted in about 9 months
shit.
i’ll put something clever up later i guess.
October 2009
5 posts
good things
never come easy
miss
you
September 2009
7 posts
I've been dreaming that I found you staying in the...
Then you told me that’s where you’ve been You said the water’s cold but still warmer than your skin I tried to help you but the closer I got, the further you walked away, away, away into the deep
So if you want to be with me
With these things there’s no telling We just have to wait and see But I’d rather be working for a paycheck Than waiting to win the lottery Besides maybe this time is different I mean I really think you like me
favorite song lately. I love bright eyes :D
i have been
out of the loop of this blog for quite some time.
too many better things going on.
but to come back with a bang how about some good ol tasteless humor?
what do you call a leper in a bath tub?
STEW!
August 2009
7 posts
Reblog if you'd like to hunt Guidos
what we are looking for in these new jersey and long island bread species are as follows.
Over gelled blowout hair cuts
Obvious steroid abuse
Spray on tans (most noticable trait is the orange tint that it leaves on the skin, much like an oompa loompa… or an orange douche bag)
Unexplainable techno music wherever they are
The scent of axe body spray and jager
these are just a few traits...
laid back
with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
seriously though
im drunk alone in brittany’s home. her and eric are probably upstairs on the good foot doin the bad thing. or not.
but today was cool
me and matt were pretty fucking stoned. want more.
show was sub-par. whatev
i miss bianca
come back already!
“Why didn’t barbie get pregnant?…cause Ken came in a different box!”
– Old creepy man in the collectable store (via emptymoments)
July 2009
25 posts
Fucking work blows right now..
I have been working since ten without any access to the internet until just now so its been FUCKING boring as shit (incase you don’t know my job discription, it entails me sitting in a tiny isolated desk with a headset on making phonecalls to shitty highschool kids to inform them of colleges that they most likely won’t go to, EXCITING!). i still have until nine tonight meaning another...
been hella lazy
first day on tumblr in a mad long time
this week has been too fucking good to waste my time on the web anyway
fuck yeah<3
7/18/09
consisted of cheap wine, amazing evening weather, fireworks, rooftop beirute, and of course some amazing company :)
great.fucking.night.
yesterday
went from being one of the shittiest days at work, to being probably the best nights i have had all summer.
kick ass.
hi my name is nicholas...
me-…i am just calling on behalf of rider university in lawrenceville NJ. how are you this evening.
stupid fucking high school kid- uh… okayyy?
me- i would just like to ask a few questions to help rider learn more about what your looking for in a college, okay?
stupid fucking high school kid- uhm.. suuure?
me- alright, is rider university still one of your college choices?
stupid...
so many beautiful girls i have simply just discarded. i wonder when i will find someone worth keeping around
2:37 am
Early in the am and I’m sitting in the living room of a house that in 9 days time, will no longer be home. The room is barely lit by my mother’s enormous velvet red lamp that looks to have come straight out of a whorehouse somewhere down in the depths of Louisiana (I don’t know why, but it has this “New Orleans” sort of look to it). The extremities are no exactly tacky, but definitely noticeable...
its been a week
since i have had access to any internet. which is why this thing has been left so neglected. i will make many an update tonight.
fuck bitches.
June 2009
8 posts
sucker!
just tricked my dad in to watching two girls one cup. PRICELESS!
Band Invents Crab-core. (guess who....) →
365projectbrah:
FUCKING KILL ME SO I DONT HAVE TO ENDURE ANY MORE OF THIS SHITTY, PLAYED OUT MUSIC SCENE.
fuck attack attack. fuck them up their stupid asses